A Short- Rollercade Part I

Any other broad that slapped my ass like that, I’d have called a bitch. But something about her sweetly shaved head and flannel shirt with unmatched bauble bead necklace had me think twice. She was a walking contradiction. Actually a rolling contradiction. A non-bitch on wheels. And she literally just slapped my ass. Shocked and mildly embarrassed and if I’m honest, perhaps a bit flattered, I turned to check out my offender. This chick seriously had more eyelashes than hair on her head. Almost beautiful? So she likes my “juicy butt”. Hmm. A first. Pulling myself together and attempting to think like a Kennedy I politely let this non-bitch know I’m married and that I’d rather not have my ass slapped. “Ha!” she says and lets me know she “don’t give a fuck”. Apparently it just looked nice and anyways she’s engaged. She just wanted to slap it is all. “Oh, ok.” Welcome to Wednesdays at the Rollercade. 

Project 52: FORTY FOUR

A belated Happy HALLOWEEN! This is one of my FAVORITE days of the year. I love it because it's just total joy. There's something for everyone: a little spooky or total horror, princess or super hero. And dude, candy!!!! And the best part of all, the kids can do no wrong. It's a whole day where kids can just be free. I let mine eat whatever, wear whatever, play whenever. I mean forget naps and routines and all that mess. It's a day of free passes. It's Halloween for God's sake. Baby wants more candy, then baby gets more candy. Why not? I love it. The only downer of the day... breaking my damn phone with lots of cute pics on it at the end of the day :( So here's some off my big boy.

At a Halloween party as the crew of Little Red Riding Hood (stole this one from my friend Sarah!)

Here's my sweet little bride! I LOVE this picture. Ella loves this little boy in her class and she is nothing short of joyful to take a picture with him. #Lordhelpmenow

Cause I can't resist a second pose

And here's my sweet little Rhett minus his cowboy hat. Someone just couldn't leave it on.... Later he was a dinosaur but sadly those pics are on my phone :(

Project 52: FORTY THREE

We have had so much to celebrate the last few weeks with many birthdays and one very special Baptism. Little Katherine Joan was Christened just a couple weeks ago and Ryan and I were thrilled to be her Godparents. Just look at this little sweet pea and her big ol' cheeks!