The Bachelor- Skinny Dipshit

Tonight's episode felt a little drab to me. I had a hard time watching it through to the end, but I'm thinking as the numbers get smaller, the drama will get bigger. The previews look great.

Nikki's date-I'm just not sure how I feel about this girl. Something about her makes her seem unfinished. Maybe she needs a little shwoopy bang. Not so sure about her neon nail polish either. Maybe it's that I can't read her. She's wearing clothes that are a bit "Forever 21ish" (remember that store Wet Seal- totally reminds me of that). Maybe it's all the neon throwing me off. Honestly, I just keep having flash backs of these highlighter basement parties I went to in college. Anybody go to those? Well if you did, you probably can't remember them ;) Anyhoo- her wardrobe just doesn't match her personality for me. She seems a bit businessy at times. Like she's orchestrating her body language to appear comfortable. Feels awkward to me. Don't see her going far. I'm also seriously confused about her divorce. She has trust issues "but not for adultery". Hmm... Was she also implying that some things were her fault? Want to know more. I was extremely bothered that they took their shoes off to run around town...DISEASES lady! And seriously ABC, cough up an umbrella! Ok this is downright mean but Ben totally reminded me of one of those ventriloquist puppets in his tux.







Group date- I thought this was a clever date. I was entertained watching some of these girls (casey S. seriously?) Blakeley was pretty kick ass and I liked her a bit more. I like to see how the competition for time shakes out- really brings out the personalities. Kacie B. calling everyone "bitches"- hilarious.

Elyse- so I'm bummed that Courtney picked up on my jersey references. I really don't want to have anything in common with that girl. Poor Elyse. Not sure she made "good choices" (as my daughter would say). No job AND you missed your bff's wedding. Super sad. Worst part was watching her sail away to MY WEDDING SONG! Fuck that's getting old.

The ladies:
- Courtney: You little slut. I'll leave it at that. I give her 2 more episodes. Bitch has gotta go. Wonder if she's pregnant.

-Casey S: All I can think of is Paris Hilton.

-Kacie B: Still love her. Top 2 for sure.

-Emily: Really? Producer pick for sure. She just can't learn how to shut up. Honestly, I really hated how Ben said to "tread lightly". I probably would have kicked sand in his face. If there's one thing I know I hate it's to be quelled (word up Traci- I know you feel me on this- remember the shushing incident of 2008?)

-Jennifer: Damn. I liked her. I think she got dumped too soon to be a Bachelorette. Perhaps she'll be on Bachelor Pad. I feel like we haven't seen the last of her.

BTW- loved how the humidity fucked with Ben's hair the whole episode. Internal giggle.


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Project 52: FOUR

This week my new camera has been tucked away but the iPhone has been in full force. Loving this new instagram app! It's super fun to play with and makes me want to look into photoshop down the road for editing. Still got a long ways to go with learning the ins and outs of my DSLR first. Anyhoo- this week I'm grateful for this gorgeous Texas sunset. I love this time of day for a lot of reasons. Ryan comes home from work. Ella has just about worn herself out from playing outdoors and we all sit down for dinner and to take a deep breath before the bustle of bedtime.

The Bachelor- In Case You've Already Been There

I kinda hate to start with Rachel's date, but might as well stay in order. First of all she looks like a cross between Anna Farris and Lindsey Lohan. I was going to say maybe Emma Stone but I think that is too much credit. I'm thinking it's her hair color. Washes her out. Maybe the flat bangs. Something about her just bugs me. Maybe it's her "wall". I'm thinking she would make a great auburn. One of those great red/orange shades that Drew Barrymore pulls off so well. Clearly I found her hair to be way distracting from the actual date which was a snoozefest. They lost me on the lake when they were smothered by 50,000 gnats saying "this is so nice". Dude they needed a freakin mosquito net or some Off. I see this going nowhere. I believe Ben described the relationship as "a slow burn that might be worth it". Umm yeah... romantic.

The group date. Hmm... well it beat skiing down the street in a bikini. Let's all watch Ben try to help the ladies catch a fish while he clearly knows as little as they do. Interesting. So I wonder which intern got to plant the fish on Courtney's line? Really Courtney, you magically figured out what the fuck you were doing and *swoon/ giggle* caught a fish? Riiight. Somehow she pulled off that little hat. I do have to say I laughed a bit watching Lindzi's face as Ben rode up on a horse. Never seen someone so excited to see a pony. And I LOVED him kicking Samantha off. I mean honestly, don't we all have a secret desire to watch a sorority bitch go down. Little miss tri delt didn't get in her quality time. wahh wahh wahhh.. bye. He did look sort of dick though. *inner chuckle*

My little Jennifer that could. Again didn't think my personal nightmare of skiing down a public street on national tv could get worse but perhaps repelling down a cave in one with a harness squeezing my fat would top it. Girl I understood your fear. Those camera angles from below are freakin scary shit. Come on now, we know it wasn't the height or the water below that was getting to you. It was swimsuit logistics. I feel that. I have to say, she rocked it well. You go girl. Her colors were a bit primary for me. Super bright yellow suit with super bright red hair... a bit much. But tone both down just a shade or two and I'm on board. I think I can see her in top 4. Really sick of the cliche date themes "catch a fish" and "take the plunge"... seriously?

Ladies Recap:

- COURTNEY: CRizzzazy bitch. But it just wouldn't be The Bachelor without one like her. "Winning" hmm that's so 2011- haha. It's almost like she slips in and out of consciousness. Like she has to remember to be threatening and self confident and then she slips back into ditz mode and says things out loud that she meant to say in her head. For example, she goes from "You fucked with the wrong girl" to "my glass goes taller than anyone else's". Must be total insanity to be in her head. She also referred to "poo" this evening. Goes right along with her "what's her butt" comment. Classy. I laughed out loud with her "I was just there!" moment referring to Puerto Rico. Wow Courtney, you are so cool. Wish I could be you.

- Emily: So have you not seen any of the previous 15 seasons? So the girl who talks shit about other girls to the Bachelor gets kept around for one more date so she can be pumped for additional info and then dumped because she obviously is still in middle school. P.S. Why are you having Blakely give you highlights in the bathroom while sipping scotch through a straw? Not good choices as my daughter would say. P.P.S. Cute rose ceremony dress though!

- Blakely: I'm really ready for her to leave but I did think her stomp routine was KICK ASS!! My inner gangsta has always wanted to do that. Bucket list.

- Nicki: Wow so you both had a friend that died? You must be soul mates.

- Kacie B: I'm gonna say frontrunner. Her and Courtney final 2. Fingers crossed she can keep herself composed for the next few weeks.

- Kasey S: Where the fuck did you come from? Little tattletale.





















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Door to Door

Ryan and I decided that our front door was in need of a face lift. It's all metal and painted green with a repaired peep hole- kinda ghetto. Well my little friends on HGTV say that one thing you'll always see your money back on is a new front door. Changes the whole look of your home. So we tried it. Here's how it came out.

Before Exterior:

A closer view:

Before Interior view:

In Progress:

After Exterior:

A closer view:

After Interior:

Next up... paint the exterior!

New Year New Me

So how we coming with those pesky New Year resolutions? I'm hanging in there. I was really hating all this shit just last week but feel a little renewed this week. You know that two week depression you go through after you set a goal for yourself? I was thinking, why isn't weight just falling off and I still don't get this damn computer and don't even get me started on the camera DVD manual. BUT I've pushed through. I'm sticking with it my friends! And I hope you are too. I'm working out regularly (OUCH!!!!), still recording what I'm eating and shit, here I am working on this damn computer. The weight is INCHING off and I mean barely but God help me I'm not giving up! I did great those first two weeks cutting out desserts. I've slipped a little lately but not too far that I can't pull back and be real. I'm saddling back up and getting my goals in front me. Who's with me????

So here's my plan for this coming week. Continue with regular beating at the gym (seriously no one can prepare you for how much it sucks getting back into your workout routine after having a baby..#bodyisdestroyed#), keep on writing down what I'm taking in and patting myself on the back a bit more often for all the effort. I'm starting to really think about those Lululemon workout pants I want. Shit I'm already looking online just to scout them out. I think it's good idea to set up rewards along the way. Any of you doing this? If so, what are you using to keep you going? I'm also trying to make a few more friends in my gym classes. I think it really helps to know a few people and have a little social time before the ass kicking begins. Really motivates me to go, especially when I'd rather do anything other than a step class wearing a blank maternity tank top (my current go-to top for the gym... DON'T JUDGE!) surrounded by a group of size 2 mommies whose boobs NEVER move...so not fair! Also I figure if I befriend these skinny gals, maybe their fat immunity will spread to me.

I'm also really truly seriously going to start my camera manual DVD. Holy hell I have such a road block to this. I will do ANYTHING to not put it in and press play. Anyone have advice for this? I know I should just do it. In fact, maybe I should stop typing and go put it in. The thing is, I know if I turn on my tv I have this great new Oprah show just waiting for me.... mama O I just can't say no to you!

Project 52: THREE

Rhett Jameson Moody. My little man. This week I'm grateful for my sweet little baby boy that loves to be held. He's ticklish and happy and I feel like he already has a sense of humor. But this is one of my favorite looks. He's so serious! We're at the park and he just can't get his head around all these crazy kids.

Spaghetti Squash

So I love a new recipe and I like to try a new food (sometimes) but I especially love new veggies I've never had. One of my favorites is spaghetti squash. So I thought I'd share how I prepare it since this one can be one of those "what the fuck is that" produce items you pass right over at HEB. SO here goes.

1. Buy a small one (it makes a ton!)

2. Use a big ass knife and slice it in half long ways (hot dog style). Gut the inside like you would a pumpkin. I discard the seeds but maybe there is something fancy you could do with them? Not sure.

3. Flip it over, face down and pierce it all over with a fork. This will help it to steam when you cook it and draw the heat through it.

4. Place it face down in a baking dish with about a quarter inch of water in the bottom. Bake for 20-30 min at 350 degrees. I like mine al dente but cook longer if you want it softer.

5. Remove it from pan and peel out the insides using a fork (similar to shredding chicken). Throw it in a bowl and season with butter, salt and pepper to taste. Add parmesan cheese over the top and serve. Other variations include topping with marinara sauce or adding roasted tomatoes and herbs. All are delicious. I use it as a main course if I add meatballs or a side if I stick to the butter version. You can't go wrong.

The Bachelor- What's one more?

*careful this recap is explicit. Husband is out of town and this week so my censor is off. Enjoy.


Holy shit I love this show. It never fails to entertain me. I think I laughed more this episode than I have in a while. I'm not even sure where to begin. So we'll start with the ski session down a San Francisco street in bikinis. I can't believe I just typed that. WTF?!? Ben, that was on your bucket list? Is you trippin? Who thinks this shit up? Let me just say, there could be no worse date possible for me. To be on national television in a bikini "skiing" down a city street. Holy hell, the mere thought makes me shutter. How the fuck were there no "wardrobe malfunctions"? The craziest thing is, I was watching real close (in HD no less) trying to see who looked bad in the bikini, but shit if they don't all have a perfect body. And shit if they weren't happy about it. I seriously can't get over it. If I lined up my friends and said we were gonna ski down the street in bikinis, I think they would beat the shit out of me and call me stupid. But dang, these girls were lining up for this rodeo. The best part were all the observers. Loved the dudes in lawn chairs. Christmas came early for some folk. And Kacie B, you took it like a champ. Damn, when I fall I get all red and splotchy. DId the bitch cover her whole body with foundation? Eff me.

Grrr... they gotta stop fuckin with my wedding song. Dude needs to learn another tune. I'm hoping he'll bust out the theme to "Cheers" or maybe a little classical, but really, could you lay off David Gray?

The bridge date. All I could think about was that Oprah episode where she and Gail and her 100 something guests climbed that bridge in Australia. This date does not appeal to me in any shape or form. Nothing says romantic like vomiting off a bridge and watching it fall to the cars below for the next 15 seconds. Sexy. Boots, hard hats and neon vests are pretty hot too. Nope doesn't do it for me. And Emily, aren't you in a PhD program? Should you really say things like, "a bridge brings two things together" as a metaphor for your relationship? Come on girl, you gotta be smarter than that.

It really bothered how worked up the girls got over Shawntel entering the race. I mean seriously. There are already 15 or so of you. What's one more? I thought it showed just how insecure they all were. I would never want to be selected to be a man's wife because the numbers were in my favor. You got it or you don't. Default is a concept that doesn't apply to a good marriage. Boom- quote that. ha!

The gals:

- Courtney: Dumb bitch. Actually I think this hooch acts all sophisticated and then occasionally lets it show that she's really more of a Walmart and Burger King kinda gal than Neiman's and caviar. Loved when she said "what's her butt"- classy. Also love how she said and I quote, "I wanna punch that girl in the face and verbally assault her". Interesting how she confuses physical violence and verbal attacks. Looking for the rest of her crazy to come out this season.

- Kacie B- Girl don't crack under the pressure. You're sweet as pie and somehow looked charming making an ass of yourself trying to ski. Hope she doesn't loose it with jealousy.

- Shawntel- Oh girl I feel so bad for you. You were really trying to put yourself out there for love but still haven't realized that this is a tv show that wants to make money. They totally threw you under the bus. They had stalker music playing every time they showed her and did that creepy neck down filming to disguise her. And stupid Ben had to act all better than you girl, but it's cool. We all know he's a douche. Now I hate to say this cause really the girls were already so mean to her, but darlin' you need to invest in a great strapless bra.

- Elyse: Holy fuck this girl IS Jersey shore. I thought for sure she was gonna punch Shawntel. In fact, I think Ben gave her a rose just so he didn't get hit. Fingers are crossed that next week she sports a bumpit!

- Jaclyn: Didn't Oprah teach you about the ugly cry?

- Nicki: Woah, who is she? I had not noticed her at all until the tears started up. Crizzazy!

- Erikah: Shit that's one of those girls that is all super sweet and innocent and then a freak in the bedroom! WHAT IS UP WITH THE INNER LIP TAT?!?!?! Amore? Really? You just need to think of "love" when you're biting into a hamburger. Flossing your teeth and see your little note and then feel all warm and fuzzy. Ok so maybe you drank too much one night and did this... oops. But fuck, twice? And girl, I tried not to laugh when you were passing out but it totally reminded me of this you tube clip... (p.s. eat a cracker)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26pyx1JPM6Y&feature=youtube_gdata_player

- Jennifer: Hmm... rose ceremony dress was just a little too much color blocking for me. I like this girl, but I'm a little concerned. She's falling in love? Doubt it. He paid you a compliment- best kisser- big damn deal! If he had said "you're the smartest girl in here" would you still be falling in love? Really makes me worry. I hope I raise my daughter better than this.

- Lindzi: Wow this girl is problems in disguise. She's one of those "yes baby everything is perfect" till she seals the deal. And then you better check yourself. You're in Lindzi's world. She's just a little too happy to be a replacement date if you ask me.

- Brit Brit: adios. Kinda feel bad you dragged your grandma all the way to California to plead your case only to leave before you even went on a date with him. But I also understand. I wouldn't want to date him either. I'd spend the whole date trying to correct his center part.




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Project 52: Two

So I'm about ready to punch this damn computer in the face! This week it has deleted two of my posts and I don't know why!!! Damn that new year's resolution and this technology crap!! F'ING COMPUTERS!!!!!!!!!!! Ok thanks for the vent. Onto Project 52. It's been a crazy week here at the Moody house. I had a sick day and my mom had a little surgery so we have been nothing short of busy here, but I still managed to bust out the camera a bit. Here's what I selected:

This week I am grateful for Imagination. I was busy trying to get some stuff done upstairs this week and Ella went off to play. When I went to check on her, this is what I found. She said "Mommy I'm having a picnic!!" Makes me smile just thinking of all the clever things she thinks up on a day to day basis.

The Bachelor- How To F Up a Children's Play

Dang I'm not sure what people are feeding these kids up in Sonoma valley but that was a seriously LSD inspired play. Donkeys, gingerbread men and naked sheep oh my. Speaking of the naked sheep... I thought he looked kinda baaaad *in sheep voice*. He's not all that ripped to me. I certainly wouldn't be swooning from backstage. I was also irritated with all the fake applause sound effects. I'm guessing there were 40 people there and it sounded like a crowd of 10,000 applauding. I'm also not real sure that Ben has a real grasp on his "home town". Does he really think people will be talking about this fantastic play for years to come? Hmm... I think if they remember anything, it will more likely be that they found a grown man, a professional vintner, to stand before America half naked in cotton ball covered underwear making sheep noises. Interesting. The most entertaining part of this was the little girl telling the bachelorettes to "bring it". Love it.

I'm a fan of Kacie B. at the moment. Thought she was pretty down to earth. Cute outfit (boots looked great on her) and I thought she was sincere. Seemed to not take herself too seriously and to avoid the house drama. I'm not sure she'll win it but I could see her as the next Bachelorette. People love the good southern gals (ie. Deanna and Emily). Not too sure about baton twirling but the fact that she was a little embarrassed and maybe even talented at it won me over. So what was with the home videos? That's so wedding video for a first date. Honestly, it choked me up a bit to have to watch Ben watch his dad. ABC seems so shallow at times (*cough cough MOST of the time cough*). Is it necessary to cripple the poor dude with emotion just to get viewers? I thought it was tacky.

Courtney... woah. Talk about multiple personalities. You are gonna be a real wacko to watch this season. I have a feeling she will take it all the way to the end- maybe not to win but close to it none the less. And Ben if you think it's too good to be true, it is. Oprah says listen to your instincts. I mean can you imagine proposing to someone and then watching it back and seeing this nasty side? That's what I'm always thinking... you know they are going to see this one day. I think Courtney would be a perfect match for Bentley. She's really beautiful but certainly not perfect. She has a real 70's look to her. She reminds me of Chrissy from Threes Company for some reason... can't put my finger on it just yet.

Here's a little rundown on a few girls:

- Jaclyn: Yo girl, what are you wearing your grandma's doily on a date for? And then the Emerald sequin number... completely reminds me of my sister's prom date from 1996 (Erin remember that one that almost could have been a Fiesta gown? It weighed like 25 pounds- if you have a picture of you in it, please email it to me :)

- Jenna: Girl he did you a FAVOR! You were gonna get real crazy like as the days went on and I would just hate for you to totally lose it. At least this way you just seem a little too drunk and partially broken.

- Elise: Pulled from the cast of Jersey Shore.

- Blakely: umm no. I give her like 2 more episodes. That aggressive shit doesn't usually fly for too long. Plus once he gets to touch your boobs, the novelty will wear off. Not a fan of the romper. But I could kiss the producer who prompted the kids to ask her to run in slow motion. HILARIOUS!

- Jennifer: Like her. Just need to up your confidence a bit doll.

- Samantha: Tri delt.

- Lindzi: We get it. You're earthy.

So one saving grace for this season.... I love Northern California. Makes me want to go back so bad! Gorgeous scenery. - Posted using BlogPress from my iPad

Project 52: ONE

I've had a lot of hesitation about this post. Calling myself a novice photographer is too much credit. I've been shooting randomly all week with my theme of gratitude in mind, but I can't seem to settle on a photo. I think I may have built this project expectation up too high. So I'm back to the basics. I'm selecting a photo I took with a lot of great intention that turned out raw and imperfect- pretty much reflecting my current photography skills. But C'est la vie. Here it is and here are some thoughts:

This week has been one of "transition" to put it mildly. Daddy is back to work after almost 2 weeks off and Ella is back to pre-school. Rhett is learning to nap in his crib and mommy is withdrawing from sugar. So we are ALL a little cranky. It's hard for me to appreciate being Ella's mommy on weeks like this, but that's exactly why I'm choosing her for my subject this week. I couldn't be more grateful for my little sidekick even when she's more wild than a Costa Rican jungle. My sweet little 3 year old is just a little ray of sunshine. With that in mind I thought I should photograph her outdoors and I liked the back drop of the hibiscus (the immortal plant that has nearly died 3 winters in a row). I tried like hell to get her in position but this little darling was doing laps on her scooter around the front porch and would occasionally drop her head in to let me get a picture. Well you should have heard me threatening time outs and to put her scooter up if she didn't cooperate and then I figured well shit, this is what I love about this girl. She's going 90 miles an hour, always singing a song and smiling about something and just popping in to see what I'm working on. So that's the shot you get. It's unfocused, but it's bright and sunny and a little blur of my sweet sweet Ella Jane.

If you aren't sure what Project 52 is, it's a weekly photograph I'll be posting. I'm hoping to learn a bit more about photography and my fancy new camera. I hope you will do this along with me and share your photos. I have chosen gratitude as my theme for the year but you are certainly free to choose your own theme or none at all. This week my goal is to start my DVD manual on my camera- it's 86 minutes of what I hope is not shear torture for a not-so-tech girl like myself.

Just Checking in...

I don't when and if you started any rezolutions but I'm about 60 hours in and feeling the pain! SO quick overview on my personal resolutions:

1. Weight: I'm seriously hoping this gets a bit easier as time goes on, but so far my string cheese still tastes like string cheese and not the delcious Bill Miller brownie I'm dreaming of... I'm sticking it with it though. Feeling determined and coming up with new ideas all the time. I decided I'm going to this gym clothes store I've been hearing about (lulu lemon?) and getting some workout pants if I hit the 10 pound mark. How about y'all? Anyone else recording their daily intake? This part is actually easier than I imagined and is definitely keeping me more aware of what I'm taking in. I've hit the gym twice to my two favorite classes- CRT (it's a step class with weight intervals) and yoga. More on yoga later- it deserves it's own post! I'm sore as shit but it feels good to be moving around again. Two quick food ideas: grapefruit (the last two I have bought have been so delicious and remind me of summer) and a recipe for turkey and cucumber rollups with a smear of cream cheese on a low carb tortilla (found this on pinterest)- super delicious and filling! And if you are lacking some inspiration (that's me every 5 minutes!) here's a little video my neighbor (WORD UP Crystal!) shared with me.



2. Project 52: Well I've been thinking a lot about this this week and I'm happy to say that at some point during yoga today, my theme came to me. I'm going to focus my weekly photo on something/someone I'm grateful for. How about you?

3. Tech Gadgets: Well this is a tricky one. We have been trying to set up and organize our new iMac and it's proving quite the task after living with a PC for years. So I'm doing one thing a day and sometimes it works out better than others. I haven't given up yet, but Lord knows I've wanted to!

Under the Sink Makeover

Those of you who know me well know that I'm an organzing phene! My house is often chaotic with two little kids, but open a closet or drawer or pantry and you will find little bits of calm. I'm not 100% done with any one area- it's all a work in progress. Seems like just about the time I get caught up on my clutter, an old area has outgrown it's organized system. So it's a constant thing for me but it brings me a little peace. I feel accomplished and more relaxed after a little project. So I thought I would share my latest one. I keep a lot of our cleaning products (everything that I use in the kitchen and downstairs area at least) under my kitchen sink. After 3 years of living here, my previous system has gone awry. So here's how it breaks down.

Step 1: Assess the damage.

Step 2: Pull out all my shit (this is the worst part for me because small dark spaces that could have wet areas really freak me out- can't stand nastyness). In doing this part I discovered that a pipe was loose and causing some mildew/mold (DON'T JUDGE ME :) so Ryan went to Home Depot and installed a new gasket- good as new!

Step 3: Sort products according to type and frequent of use. Keeping the frequently used items towards the front and using a tension rod for all my sprays (Thanks for the idea Pinterest!!) I like to keep practically everything in some sort of container. One it looks pretty. Two it lets me know when I'm running out of something or have too much. And third, it's a lot easier to rinse a plastic shoe box out in the dishwasher than pulling all this shit out again and wiping it down.

Total project time- about an hour.
Total cost- $6 for shoeboxes and the gasket (not sure but bet it was cheap- Ryan didn't complain :)

BTW- If you have never tried Mr Clean Magic Eraser, you really should. Favorite product by far because it works on stuff you would never think could be so easily corrected (i.e. crayons!!!!). And my second favorite- vinegar! Works like a charm, super cheap and makes me feel good knowing I'm knocking out germs with vinegar's fancy name, Acetic Acid! Perhaps a post on vinegar one of these days...

The Bachelor- PROPosition Exposition

Thanks for following me over to my new blog site. I've heard from lots of you today and I'm glad to know you are getting a little more joy in your day with this. BTW- several people have asked me about the new name "Side of the Table". Look back at my first posting "Lunch Date" for a short explanation. Now onto important things....


So HOLY SHIT, I'm 5 minutes into the new season and they've already f'ed me over! Anyone notice that little diddy Ben played on the piano?? That would be "This Year's Love" by David Gray...my wedding song! What a kill joy. Could they taint that moment any more for me? They might as well set that little skinny dipping scene to the track. Christ.

And for anyone who followed my blog last season, you know I can't stand Ben's hair. No, it's not that I hate long hair. Just his. WHAT IS WITH THE MIDDLE PART- it doesn't look good! I also feel like I can see bits that have a little clumping of hairspray or gel followed by an area of fly-aways. It's just not working and it's going to kill me this season. Johnny Dep- now that's some sexy long hair.

Though I'm not a fan of Ben F. I thought he seemed composed and somewhat more confident than I expected. The season preview was more than enticing to me and I'm wondering if his ass gets dumped again. Part of his interview with Chris Harrison seemed a little foreboding on the topic. We shall see.

I would say my least favorite part of the season is the introductions. I find the whole thing beyond awkward and every season it just gets worse. Not to set a double standard but watching these gals with the horrid pick up lines is infinitely worse than watching a bunch of douchebags do it. Not much need for me to bash on the props- the ladies seem to pick on each other quite nicely. Loved the "screw you and the horse you rode in on" line. Amber Bacon had a few clever comments about a hat and sash as well... too bad she isnt going to stick around this season. I believe I would have enjoyed her commentary and shit, who doesn't love bacon?

The Ladies: A recap of sorts (Here's the link to their bio page: http://abc.go.com/shows/the-bachelor/bios)

- Jenna: Well I think I'm pretty much required to start with the nut job. Anyone else check out her blog? A little boring if you ask me but aptly named (Overanalyst). Great looking girl, but some serious issues. Why do they always keep the crazy??? I'm thinking she should have been named Michelle.

-Monica: Whaaaaat? Seriously confused here. Is she also from Salt Lake City?

-Shawn (green dress girl): Loved that you busted out the soccer ball but I was seriously worried about her boobs making their own appearance!

-Amber T: I think I could have liked her. Cute, love that she's a nurse (lots of those this season!), cool that she hunts but seriously lost me with the cow balls. Found it hilarious that she was scowling at him for sampling some candy after she wolfed down some fried testes. Really?

-Brittney: Hmmm....not sure how I feel about this ray of shunshine. Anyone else picking up on a Golden Girls theme with the sequin dress and grandma sidekick? Thought it was strange she used her granny as a prop and worse that granny herself had a prop (the crutches), but also kind of liked her. Could the other girls be any more of a bitch about the grandma? That was a little hard to watch. Pick on someone your own age.

-Rachel Rose: Anyone who says they don't like conflict definitely likes conflict. And that girl was aching for some drama. She should add a nice bit this season. Liked her red dress.

-Kacie- I like her.

-Courtney: What's a pretty girl like you, stirring up all this drama for *thick country accent*? ALso to my high school friends- doesn't Kate Sommers Dawes kind of look like her- gorgeous bone structure. Too bad she crazy.

-PhD girl (Emily??): Quirky, but in a good way. Loved her rap... reminds me of a certain sister I have :-)

-Ok cant remember her name but her occupation was "VIP cocktail waitress". Hmm... what does that mean exactly? I'm picturing Sugar Daddy's and a $20 bar bill.

Not sure if my maternity break has put me out of the loop with fashion but seriously, what was with all the short dresses with a long sheer overlay? Really wasn't feeling it. Also an unreasonable amount of bump-its on display tonight.

Not too crazy about Ben, but looking forward to the season. ABC never fails to deliver on drama. And I love me some northern California. Keep checking out the blog for a little before and after on our new front door and a little under the sink makeover this week.

ReZolute

Well doesn't a rezolution seem a bit more fun when you put a 'Z' in there? I'm really not a resolution type girl. Hate the expectations and sudden motivation that seems destined for failure, but I suppose it's time to get on the band wagon and make some shit happen. Oddly, I've put quite a bit of time thinking this over the last month and find it to be good timing to put some plans in place. New year, baby is 3 months old and the weather has been rather perky. So here goes nothing. 1. Learn about this f'ing technology that is passing me up like crazy cakes. I seem to be well stocked in the electronic department (Ryan is an Apple freak), but I would say I merely "get by" with all this shit. I'm sitting here typing on our new iMac and I'm literally ready to toss this track pad (aka new mouse thing) out the window. Seems like such a waste to have this and not know what the fuck to do with any of it without asking my live in guru. 2. Basic photography. Yes, I'm that bad. I've been gifted in that I have always had friends who were like personal historians (i.e. Andi and Sang :). If ever I need a picture of something, I know I can count on their library to have what I need. But the time has come. I'm saddling up and reading a manual or blog or two on this. BTW- here's my first shot on our new DSLR (looks like it's gonna be a long road if Ella is already telling me "NO PHOTOS"!) ha!

3. Start a new blog. DONE! Ok just needed to have something to check off the list. 4. Monthly run to Central Market. What can I say? It's a happy place for me. Love the fresh produce, pre-made meals and all the tasty treats (or as my mom would say, "california fruits and nuts, hippy shit") they carry. It's a bit far from us but well worth the drive and it definitely freshens up the pantry. 5. In the words of Dr. Phil, time to "get real" on the weight. Well damn, it wouldn't be a new year without some kind of weight theme. This years particular weight goal is baby centered. All the baby weight is off, but the body ain't the same. Not sure it ever will be, but no use in all the extra sag. God I hate that word, sag. Doesn't it sound like fat cells avalanching down your stomach? saggy. eww. So personal goal is not about a number (yet....) but more of a call to action. Heading back to the gym now that baby Rhett is old enough, keeping up some regular jogs with my neighbor and merely recording what I'm eating throughout the day. Diet wise, I've made a pact with two neighbors to cut desserts totally for 3 weeks and not to eat foods if sugar is listed as one of the first four ingredients. Planning to see how 3 weeks feels and then reassessing. Who's with me? Power in numbers people. Ok, that's about all the enthusiasm I can stand on this topic. 6. Project 52. Anyone still reading this? I hope so, cause this is a good one to end on. My current favorite blog is styleberryblog.com. I almost hate to share it because this gal has the cutest ideas on her site that I want to keep just for me, BUT she has a HUGE following so really I can't hide her. Anyhow, one of her projects is called Project 52. To learn more on this, go here: http://communityrelations.deviantart.com/journal/Project-52-Photography-Challenge-229001702. I hope you will do this with me and share your pics!